Monday, September 28, 2009

Fall TV Round-Up

Ahhhh fall. I love you so much. Something about a northern breeze seriously refreshes the soul. Here in Texas, summer is like literally walking through fire. And that first cold front is just the best day of the year. Ahhhhh. Thank you God for helping us survive another summer. And ps, we would not be offended if you didn't make next summer quite this harsh. Ding dong it was hot.

But along with fall's cool breeze comes the ever-exciting Fall TV Premiers! Yay! I love TV. I use to have more time for it, but since prime time TV is not good for little ears, we are careful with our 7:00 pm viewing. Sporting events, Disney or Sprout is on in the background. The 8:00 hour is the kids bath, reading, dishes and get them to bed hour. So I typically DVR most shows and watch in the 9:00 - 11:00 hour. That's the beauty of DVR - you can see two 1-hour shows in about 1 and a half hours...or less. My must-see shows are The Biggest Loser, The Office, 30 Rock, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives and Brothers and Sisters. If I don't catch these live, I will DVR, or watch online during my lunch hour. We watch Dancing with the Stars, but it's typically background noise. I'm not in love with any contestants this season. I also like Castle, but I don't care if I see it or not. We DVR Law & Order SVU - Joe loves this show, and it's definitely not child appropriate. Honestly, I have a hard time watching because I would rather laugh for an hour. And before you judge me for the amount of TV I watch - I do watch much of this while I'm eating my lunch at work. I carry a lot of worry about my family and this lovely economy and political environment that I just want to veg for an hour each day and not think about anything but fictional people.


Most networks have unveiled their fall premiers, and I've watched a few new shows. Some are keepers. I have The Good Wife (CBS) on DVR - have not watched yet. I love Chris Noth. Mr. Big. Sigh. But from the looks of things, it's not likely that it will make my roundup since I have yet to watch it. I caught the first episode of Mercy (NBC) and fell in love with it. You have love a medical drama with a few laughs. I caught Modern Family (ABC) online last week. It was very, very funny, despite objectionable family values - not a big fan of kids being snarky or sassy to their parents. Again, won't be watching with the kids. This show will be one I would not mind watching, but I won't worry about missing. I caught Cougar Town (ABC) online and I thought it was okay, except a little too much...like the kid walking in on mom and 20-something about to do things you normally only see on HBO...awkward. And besides that, if Courtney Cox-Arquette can't score a man at 40... and feels terrible about her body, then I think the rest of us are screwed. This show could use some better writers. She's a great actress - give her something to work with! Anyhow...moving on...I forgot to set the DVR for Flash Forward (ABC) - it looks a bit like LOST (love LOST), but I worry about cool shows like this. You get all attached to them, then the network decides they are too expensive to produce and they get cut. I will likely try to catch this online this week and at least give it a shot.


I think the real winner of the season premiers has fallen into the hands of Fox and their new show, Glee. Glee is amazing. Amazing. Funny, witty, harsh - I love it. If you saw "Election" with Reese Witherspoon and Matthew Broderick, it's *that* kind of humor - a little dark, a little "tongue in cheek". And it has Jane Lynch - the incredibly funny actress. She's genius. Joe and I love this show. Love love love love love it. If you have not seen it, please check it out. Hilarious. And the music is OUTSTANDING. Outstanding. You simply must watch this show. I now look forward to it like I did my beloved Gilmore Girls. Moment of silence for the girls....I miss them.


Glee and Mercy - I'd say these are my top picks thus far for must see TV. Stay tuned for my Biggest Loser picks. I really should have done this after episode one, but honestly the people kicked off thus far weren't really my pick anyway. Except maybe the red team. I love me some youth minister - he brought a great something extra to the show. Okay enough of that...I'll get on to my opinions after tomorrow's show - and I do have some hot sports opinions about some of these people!!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Old McDonald's

This morning on the way to school, Biggie and I were singing "Old McDonald's". If you have a toddler, you know it's not Old MacDonald, it's Old McDonald's. It's a trick they use to remind you of their favorite place to eat.

So, we're going through the usual cast of characters on McDonald's farm:

And on that farm he had a:

duck
chicken
cow
horse
lamb
pig
dog
cat
monkey
elephant
tractor
farmer

Last verse, I sing "and on that farm he had a ....." waiting for him to fill in what was next and he said...

"that's all he had"

funny kid

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Okay time to dumb down this blog

Happy September!

I've been on blogcation. Bigtime. Like since what, May? Sorry. To my 2 readers, I apologize. Here's the thing. I think that I place too high of expectations on this poor little blog. Like I need to have pictures and be funny or clever. But I don't have time to post pictures every week. Yet there's so much going on around here that's blog-worthy to me. Like the funny things my boys say. Or the fact that the k on my computer is plucked off by one of these boys, which makes things difficult. I use odd synonyms to get around using this letter. I'll call my children the boys or children so I don't have to spell out kids. Or the fact that there are fire ants in my pantry and I am convinced they are playing games with me. And they are really smart. I actually saw one carrying the body of another I had killed. Who knew the ants had such a brotherhood? I am convinced they are trying to see just how many foul words I can say at them under my breath. Hopefully the bug guy can get rid of them. 2nd treatment. Little annoying ants. Then there's the annoying people of my town. The slowest driver in town has reared her ugly driving habits just in time for school to start. And the tool in the drive-through at school who pulls up in his Porsche convertible. He has to get out of the car to let his boys out of the back seat. This causes a delay and when you push it to the limit on time as we do, every second counts. I'm so over him. So much to say. So I'm going to bring down the expectation level a bit. Sometime you'll get pictures, sometimes a rant about politics, or the poor driving habits of my neighbors, or TV/music/movies. But I will try harder. Now I have to get on with the Thursday beating - baseball practice. Out.